BARNESIVERSE CASE FILE · 001ALIVE
PROTAGONIST / MANAGER
Steve Barnes
AFFILIATION
Leddersford Town FC
APPEARS IN
Striker! (1999)Sweeper! (2000)Defender! (2000)
THREAT ASSESSMENT
DANGER4 / 10
SUSPICION10 / 10
NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT
“Slide tackling an Interpol agent while (possibly?) handcuffed to a radiator”
FIELD NOTES
Former professional footballer turned manager, tasked with winning promotion to the Premier League. Won the European Cup. In excellent physical condition, except when muddled with influenza. Narrates all three books in first person. Drives a comfortable Jaguar motor car. Culpable for at least one death.